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		<title>Wank More, Less War</title>
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		<title>How to say the word wanker in different languages</title>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small;"><strong>Language</strong></span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small;"><strong>Phrase</strong></span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small;"><strong>Meaning</strong></span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Afrikaans</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Draadtrekker</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Arabic egyptian</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Ya ars</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">you wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Arabic egyptian</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">A&#8217;ars</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Arabic syrian</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">ya arse</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Arabic syrian</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">akroot</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Argentine</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">pajero</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">wanker &#8211; he who masterbates</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Australian</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">ya wanker</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">you masturbate</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Bengali</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">tuy ath marros</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">your a wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">British</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Tosser</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker or Jack-off</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Bulgarian</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Chickidjya</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Bulgarian</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Chikidziq</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Croatian</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">drkadija</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Danish</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Pikspiller</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Dutch</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Rukker</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Dutch(limburgs)</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wiekser</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">English</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Jack off</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">English</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">wanker</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">jerkoff</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Fijian</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Vutulaki</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Filipino</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Salsalero</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Finnish</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Ime munaa, runkkari</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Suck cock, wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Finnish</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Runkkari</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Flemish (belgium)</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Onnozelaar</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Idiot, wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">French</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Branleur</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">German</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wichser</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">wanker (motherfucker)</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">German</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">wichser</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">German</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wixer</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Greek</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Papara</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Adj. A tosser, wanker, Asshole Noun. Papari &#8211; A Testicle</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Greek</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Malaka</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Greek</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">malaka</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Greek</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Fae skata kai psofa re malaka</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Eat shit and die you wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Greek</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Olympiacos</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Club of wankers</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Hindi</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">chutiya</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Italian</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">segaiolo</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Luxembourgish</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wixbiicht</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Macedonian</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Peder</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Mexican</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">puñetón</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Niuean</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Fuli Laho</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker/ Go have a wank</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Norwegian</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Ronkefjes</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker face</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Polish</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Ty chuju</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">You wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Serbian</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">drkadzijo!</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">you wanker!</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Shona</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Mugodhoyi</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Southern italy</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">si nu tramon!</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">you are a wanker!</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Spanish</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Pajero</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Swedish</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Moderat</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Swedish</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Runkare</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Swiss german</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Flachvixer</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">worse than a normal wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Swiss german</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Vixer</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Turkish</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">otuzbirci</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">wanker</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">United kingdom</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Tosser!</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker!</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">United kingdom</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Get lost ya tosser!</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Piss off you wanker!</span></td>
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<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Welsh</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Haliwr</span></td>
<td><span style="color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">Wanker</span></td>
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